LINKS TO BUY THESE THINGS:
@tweetsauce
matchbook wallet: http://ow.ly/8Dxvo
edible spray paint: http://www.the-deli-garage.com/FOOD-FINISH_detail_16.html
spam mints: http://www.neatoshop.com/product/SPAM-Mints
lucky charms lip balm: http://www.baronbob.com/lipbalm-luckycharms.htm
a mug WEARING a sweater: http://store.yankodesign.com/new-designs/sweater-mug
prey/predator mittens: http://www.gnr8.biz/product_info.php?products_id=1312&products_name=Predator%20Vs.%20Prey%20Mittens
TATCHIES: http://www.tatchies.com/products/tatchies-black-pink
KILLER RING: http://www.gnr8.biz/product_info.php?products_id=1371&products_name=Killer%20Ring
HIDDEN diamond: http://www.gnr8.biz/product_info.php?products_id=1368&products_name=Hidden%20Diamond%20Silver%20Ring
Others: http://www.gnr8.biz/categories.php?cPath=82
mustache cookie cutter: http://www.neatoshop.com/product/Munchstaches-Cookie-Cutter
cupcake… pillows: http://www.perpetualkid.com/cupcake-yummy-pillow.aspx
giant ice cream sandwich pilllow: http://www.perpetualkid.com/ice-cream-sandwich-pillow.aspx
barbed wire toilet paper: http://www.stupid.com/Barbed-Wire-Toilet-Paper_p_114.html
kisses tp: http://www.stupid.com/Kissy-Kiss-Toilet-Paper_p_2230.html
kilt towel: http://www.stupid.com/Kilt-Bath-Towel_p_2865.html
rainbow hat: http://www.stupid.com/Rainbow-Hat_p_1329.html
peace hat for dogs: http://www.stupid.com/Mini-Peace-Sign-Hat_p_1073.html
underwear hat: http://www.stupid.com/Undercap–Underwear-for-the-Head_p_1825.html
USA flags hat: http://www.stupid.com/Waving-Flag-Hat_p_1963.html
patriotic flag pants: http://www.betabrand.com/betapants/usapants.html
dress SWEATPANTS: http://www.betabrand.com/betapants/gray-dress-pant-sweatpants.html
shirt frame: http://us.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?id=23555295&color=001&itemdescription=true&navAction=jump&search=true&isProduct=true&parentid=A_FURN_PRETTY
t shirt design notepad: http://www.pukkadank.com/products/t-shirt-sketchbook
pad pad: http://www.baronbob.com/maxi-pad-sticky-notes.htm
bacon-floavored soda: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B006IFL668/?tag=coolmaterial-20
burrito lens wrap: http://photojojo.com/store/awesomeness/photorito-lens-wrap/
skylie blinds: http://www.gnr8.biz/product_info.php?products_id=990
real aquarium sink: http://www.opulentitems.com/Aquarium-Sink_p_1105.html
iPoop toilet: http://milosparipovic.com/index.php/ipoo-toilet/
liquipel: http://www.liquipel.com/
iPhone handset convertor: http://www.hammacher.com/Product/Default.aspx?sku=79708&promo=The-Only&catid=1747
puzzles are shapped like donoughts, pizzas, or coffee: http://www.spinninghat.com/product/takeaway-puzzle-pizza
world’s largest puzzle: http://www.firebox.com/product/3107/Worlds-Largest-Jigsaw-Puzzle
water balloon gun: http://www.stupid.com/Russian-Roulette-Water-Balloon-Game_p_2073.html
BITE THE BULLET: http://www.firebox.com/product/1976/Bite-The-Bullet
dental jewelry: http://www.twinkles.net/us/weissgold/star-w-ruby-whitegold.html
dog butt floss: http://www.etsy.com/listing/78630369/dog-butt-floss-clifford-red-dental-floss?ref=sc_4
Tetris Soap: http://ow.ly/8Dxtk
Facebook-styled shower curtain: http://ow.ly/8Dxsb
comic inspired headbands: http://www.etsy.com/listing/62860839/pow-cartoon-headband-comic-inspired?ref=cat1_gallery_26
Paparazzi: http://www.privatepaparazzi.com
BRANDages: http://brandages.com/gallery.html
Eyes SITE: http://yoniishappy.com/eyes.html
Eyes POSTER: http://society6.com/glengould/Famous-cartoon-characters-in-the-dark_Print
mustache world map: http://ow.ly/8DxqR
song places map: http://www.wearedorothy.com/art/song-map-unlimited-edition/
custom STAMPS: http://www.etsy.com/listing/91189468/custom-couple-portrait-handcarved-rubber
separate salt and pepper shakers: http://www.worldwidefred.com/split.htm
switch salt and pepper: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B004PZFRVI/ref=as_li_qf_sp_asin_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=blesthisstuf-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=B004PZFRVI
earbuds with superhero logos: http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/speakers/headsets/ec24/
calvin and hobbes earrings: http://www.etsy.com/listing/65346960/calvin-and-hobbes?ref=sc_3
hobbes mug: http://www.cafepress.com/+thomas_hobbes_01_mug,91286841
iPhone backgrounds: http://www.meninos.us/categories.php?category=Free-Stuff